Lady Ampora-Captor
@cerbericCanoness
Post-Sgrub "Survivvor". She/They.
I wwant to be put in a taffy puller
Lux leaned ovver and bit my ass so I am once again anti-Sollux.
I havve twwo Solluxes that made it to human 38. It Gets Better.
some captors benefit from being shaken vviolently btww
I think I wwill constrict both husbands like a horrible sea serpent an smooch 'em
Spent the wweekend at sevveral parties for my karkat
layin on a huge rock outside, it's finally sunny 'round here
I think I wwill maul my husbands
not really vviolence. simply considering it wwhile they say things.
my husbands are arguing and one a them wwent "I wwish I absorbed you in the egg >:("
Cleared the sink and then immediately made TWWO kinds of pasta 😤
anywway domestic Eridan updates the dishes are a hellpit
Sadly relatable...
My boys wwould do them if I asked but I do actually like doin chores myself
Oh yes, personally it helps keep me or at least my hands busy wwhich can be nice
i'm not evven activve wwhat the hell and no I'm not spooked I'm just annoyed
The emails.... they're findin me
I think I need to be cracked in twwo. twwisted in twwain by my moirail's husbands. That wwill fix my back.
I get.... pale crushes for my alts. And I don't think that's too bad.
ascended folk shouldn't need prescription glasses by the wway
B33 < i think theyre nice!
admittedly this is a nonsense complaint. mine are. readers at wworse
wwhat if I escaped the lovving embrace of my mates and wwent to sleep in the pool again