in response to nothin in particular i wwas havvin a frequent pitch fling a mine ovver for a caliginous lil wwrasslin sesh (to wwhich i came out on top) wwhen the broadside of my fuckin hivve is ripped clear off the hull my rivval wwas bravve an quick wwith a knife yet against the mighty doomkraken they wwere NO MATCH i wwatched in abject bloody horror as my kismesis wwas ripped in twwain by the beast wwith a thousand eyes and gnashin jawws made short wwork a their carrion naturally i livved the encounter through a series of bullshitty cutawways and pirouettes until the doomkraken lay bloodied on my shores #andthenifuckedittodeath #nsfww