there are little eridans out there afraid to climb into their sopor slime in the mornin because theres a wwar happenin and you animals are still havvin a bloody yuri day
Ive certainly f0und a sh0rtage 0f bulge in general
7eah but the thing is is that most people don't (are about the eridan war
yawn i’ve already been caught in several /)f th/)se can’t y/)u at least stab me directly instead /)f pussyf/)/)ting ar/)und it
eugh the thought of bein wwithin stabbin distance of your putrid landsmell makes me wwretch though i got this grubmeat sandwwich that needs a mustard spread to top it off since youre offerin
/)nly tip i have f/)r u if we ever d/) meet is u sh/)uld f/)cus /)n stabbing me first if we are in stabbing distance because i will try t/) make DIY sashimi if u hesitate
one night youll be face dowwn in the muck bein trampled underfoot by the stampin boots of a thousand THOUSAND eridans wwhovve all burned and remade the land a wwrath and angels into the LAND OF WWRATH SINGULAR
and it'll be the first time most of those have tou(hed a woman