my nemesis brrapp zooppp cast me into a backwwards fuckin shadoww dimension wwherein i wwas immediately beset upon by bat wwinged demons and horrible angelic amalgamations made a congealed feathery godflesh wwith a million goddamn fiery laser beam eyes beaten into a near fatal coma somethin divvine wwhispered into my earfin some hogwwash about provving my wworth and transportalized me to the past FORCIN ME TO RELIVVE THE TORRID AND UNDIGNIFIED DECISIONS MADE BY ALL OUR WWRIGGLER SELVVES doomed to wwatch from behind the prison a my owwn ganderbulbs unable to change wwhat the “”””FATES”””” had in store only for my abrupt death at the hands of a fierce rustblooded yokel (wwhich wwasnt supposed to happen obvviously) i wwas then reincarnated as a gerblin drone and livved for about fifteen swweeps before i keeled ovver fallin off my lieges airship BELEAGUERED AND HAVVIN BEEN BLITZED BY COSMIC FORCES UNKNOWWN i wwoke in a crucible deep in alternias large sea fissures and usin the blood swweat and tears wwrought from my past livves trauma along wwith the concentrated bloody guts of angel-demons ivve made the ultima wwand the force feminizer #nsfww