BREAKING NEWS! @c#annelsixsixsixNews doesn’t know w#at #e’s talking about! I mean, wow! Late to t#e game and a sore loser? I can’t imagine! And #e doesn’t even #ave t#e stones to ping me! For s#ame! You’ll never see t#at type of cowardice #ere on C#annel 612 News, I’ll tell you t#at muc#!
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. You think your better than me cause you're a higher caste than me don't you?!
BREAKING NEWS! Woa# nelly! Not at all! I t#ink I’m better t#an you because I’m just t#e better reporter between t#e two of us! Say, does your panstem #urt? Because I’d almost t#ink you broke it jumping to t#at conclusion!
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. This is news to me I respect you now you can do jokes!
BREAKING NEWS! T#at’s-now #old on a tick, w#ic# part do you t#ink is t#e joke? Just so we’re bot# clear #ere!
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. Well it's not a joke so much as it is a silly wording but the last part!
BREAKING NEWS! So you’ve really c#anged your tune, #u#? I don’t blame you! Many marvel at my knack for clever wordplay!
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. Can we agree to be friends?!
BREAKING NEWS! I don’t know about t#at! We do still work for rival stations and all, and I’ve got a job to consider! T#oug#, I mig#t consider tuning in to old 666 sometime!
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. THANK YOU and in case I don't see ya, good morning, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!