Chipps Danely
@charismaticAnchorage
The lovable anchor of Channel 612 News!
BREAKING NEWS! I’ve just received word t#at #e lived! Some#ow! Frankly, even I’m confused! Good for #im t#oug#!
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dw he back but wont be a prob no moor 38D
BREAKING NEWS! #e seems to be in quite a state! W#at’d you do to #im? I can’t say I’ve ever seen a troll act like t#is before!
what i do best coz im #thatbitch
BREAKING NEWS! It seems my (less c#arming) competitor #as been culled! T#at’s one way to narrow t#e playing field! #e poked t#e s#ark and #e got bit! W#at a s#ame! Seems like #e’ll be swimming wit# t#e fis#es!
now you must remember, hubris is a dangerous thing to play with. keep humble
And that’s why we don’t fuck with Meenah.
yeah listen to @wetlandsWitch if u dont wanna FAFO
BREAKING NEWS! T#e long-awaited Matesprit Island #as unfortunately been cancelled! Sources say t#e #ost was eaten by a lusus! Tragic isn’t it, folks?
[IT WA$ DOOMED TO FAIL ANYWAY, IT DIDNT HAVE ME IN IT]
BREAKING NEWS! Just to clear t#e air, I was not pitc#flirting! Any and all sources w#o claim t#at I was are patently false! Yes, including t#e President!
BREAKING NEWS! @c#annelsixsixsixNews doesn’t know w#at #e’s talking about! I mean, wow! Late to t#e game and a sore loser? I can’t imagine! And #e doesn’t even #ave t#e stones to ping me! For s#ame! You’ll never see t#at type of cowardice #ere on C#annel 612 News, I’ll tell you t#at muc#!
BREAKING NEWS! You all see w#at I’m saying about sore loser, rig#t?
BREAKING NEWS! Naturally, Mr. President! Glad you agree! I wouldn’t be muc# of an anc#or if I let a two-bit no-name reporter like #im best me!
BREAKING NEWS! Woa#, #ey, you’re terrible and all, but I just don’t feel t#e same way! I’m afraid I’m way out of your league, small fry!
BREAKING NEWS! And yet I already know just by your lackluster reporting t#at you’re a complete c#ump!
BREAKING NEWS! I look at your page and w#at I see is a troll fig#ting for relevance! Look at you, reporting on every little t#ing! It reeks of desperation! You report on t#e big t#ings, t#e relevant t#ings, maybe t#e weat#er if you’re feeling frisky! Not t#e minutia of every bit of information you see on your screen! It’s like you’ve never done t#is before!
BREAKING NEWS! Woa# nelly! Not at all! I t#ink I’m better t#an you because I’m just t#e better reporter between t#e two of us! Say, does your panstem #urt? Because I’d almost t#ink you broke it jumping to t#at conclusion!
BREAKING NEWS! T#at’s-now #old on a tick, w#ic# part do you t#ink is t#e joke? Just so we’re bot# clear #ere!
BREAKING NEWS! So you’ve really c#anged your tune, #u#? I don’t blame you! Many marvel at my knack for clever wordplay!
BREAKING NEWS! I don’t know about t#at! We do still work for rival stations and all, and I’ve got a job to consider! T#oug#, I mig#t consider tuning in to old 666 sometime!
BREAKING NEWS! Don’t pay any mind to t#at ot#er guy! And Trollbama is #aving an ongoing sexuality crisis! We’ve all been t#ere! I know I #ave! We all wis# Trollbama t#e best of luck in t#ese trying times!
BREAKING NEWS! I’m not t#e one late to t#e game, pal! I’d be embarrassed if I were you!
BREAKING NEWS! Woa#! Not very professional! Can you really claim to be a reliable news source wit# language like t#at? Laug#able!
BREAKING NEWS! Wrong you are! As a representative of C#annel 612 News I’m required and ent#used to inform you t#at we’re t#e most reliable around!
BREAKING NEWS! You can say t#e word as many times as you want! T#at doesn’t make it true! As far as anyone’s concerned, t#e only liar #ere is you!
BREAKING NEWS! It's time for anot#er #fig#tnig#t, folks! Roll up your sleeves and put up your dukes, because it's fists only! No weapons and no culling, just a damn good time! I regrettably won't be available to cover t#e event, but to everyone w#o's going, good luck and good nig#t!
BREAKING NEWS! It's t#e day everyone's been waiting for! 4/20! A beloved national #oliday for all t#ose fine folks out t#ere w#o like to be off t#eir pan on a certain seedy #substance! Get ready to blaze it! And remember, t#e most important rule of 4/20 is to #ave fun and be yourself!
BREAKING NEWS! T#at was t#e worst and simultaneously most impressive t#ing I #ave ever seen! T#ose w#o scroll down on t#eir timelines are in for quite a s#ock! I t#ink I need a drink! #substance #nsfw
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BREAKING NEWS! T#ere's a new p#enomenon going around called #normalposting! If ever t#ere was a time to be a regular Jjooee Sc#moe, now is t#at time! So get out t#ere and be as bland as you can be!
BREAKING NEWS! I've just received word t#at Sex 2 #as been tragically delayed! #ope nobody was looking forward to it too muc#! But you know w#at t#ey say, good t#ings come to t#ose w#o wait! #nsfw
i bet there's a lot of (oming involved, 7eah
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Slow news cycle day?
BREAKING NEWS! Sources say it's #selfcaresaturday! Isn't t#at nice? Get yourself a little treat, kick back and relax! Today is all about YOU, my friends! As for me, not to brag, but I'm going to #ave TWO cups of caffeinated brown sludge today! O# yea#! #ave a good one, folks!
BREAKING NEWS! I've gotten word t#ey've just invented Sex 2! Isn't t#at amazing, folks? (Good gog it's a slow nig#t.) #nsfw
><3 People kan't even master Sex 1, )(ow are t)(ey gonna do anyt)(ing wit)( Sex 2 Lmfaooo~
BREAKING NEWS! It's kiss your #omies nig#t...! Wait, w#at? Is t#at really all t#ere is to report on rig#t now? O# well! T#ey can't all be winners!
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Nice Try But " Real Ones " Know This Is An Every Night Activity.
The homies better treat me to a steak dinner first. I ain't that easy. Well, okay, I ain't ALWAYS that easy.
damn didn't realise it was only meant to be for one day, i've been doing it every day
BREAKING NEWS! It is reportedly #fis#ingfriday! Bust out your rods, tack on your bait, and get casting! T#ere's no time like today! Because today is Friday! So get out t#ere and FIS#, FIS#, FIS#!
BREAKING NEWS! Say, #ave you ever #eard of C#annel 612 News? I'm sure you #ave! We deliver on only t#e most pressing of issues, events, and ongoings! And I'm sure you've #eard of me, t#e esteemed anc#or, C#ipps Danely! I'm pleased as punc# to report to you (yes YOU!) t#at I am now on C#ittr as a representative of C#annel 612 News! I'm looking forward to relaying t#e latest #appenings to you all live from YOUR #usktop screen!