Chipps Danely
@charismaticAnchorage
The lovable anchor of Channel 612 News!
BREAKING NEWS! I’ve just received word t#at #e lived! Some#ow! Frankly, even I’m confused! Good for #im t#oug#!
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BREAKING NEWS! #e seems to be in quite a state! W#at’d you do to #im? I can’t say I’ve ever seen a troll act like t#is before!
BREAKING NEWS! It seems my (less c#arming) competitor #as been culled! T#at’s one way to narrow t#e playing field! #e poked t#e s#ark and #e got bit! W#at a s#ame! Seems like #e’ll be swimming wit# t#e fis#es!
now you must remember, hubris is a dangerous thing to play with. keep humble
yeah listen to @wetlandsWitch if u dont wanna FAFO
BREAKING NEWS! T#e long-awaited Matesprit Island #as unfortunately been cancelled! Sources say t#e #ost was eaten by a lusus! Tragic isn’t it, folks?
BREAKING NEWS! Just to clear t#e air, I was not pitc#flirting! Any and all sources w#o claim t#at I was are patently false! Yes, including t#e President!
BREAKING NEWS! @c#annelsixsixsixNews doesn’t know w#at #e’s talking about! I mean, wow! Late to t#e game and a sore loser? I can’t imagine! And #e doesn’t even #ave t#e stones to ping me! For s#ame! You’ll never see t#at type of cowardice #ere on C#annel 612 News, I’ll tell you t#at muc#!
BREAKING NEWS! You all see w#at I’m saying about sore loser, rig#t?
BREAKING NEWS! Naturally, Mr. President! Glad you agree! I wouldn’t be muc# of an anc#or if I let a two-bit no-name reporter like #im best me!
BREAKING NEWS! Woa#, #ey, you’re terrible and all, but I just don’t feel t#e same way! I’m afraid I’m way out of your league, small fry!
BREAKING NEWS! And yet I already know just by your lackluster reporting t#at you’re a complete c#ump!
BREAKING NEWS! I look at your page and w#at I see is a troll fig#ting for relevance! Look at you, reporting on every little t#ing! It reeks of desperation! You report on t#e big t#ings, t#e relevant t#ings, maybe t#e weat#er if you’re feeling frisky! Not t#e minutia of every bit of information you see on your screen! It’s like you’ve never done t#is before!
BREAKING NEWS! Woa# nelly! Not at all! I t#ink I’m better t#an you because I’m just t#e better reporter between t#e two of us! Say, does your panstem #urt? Because I’d almost t#ink you broke it jumping to t#at conclusion!
BREAKING NEWS! T#at’s-now #old on a tick, w#ic# part do you t#ink is t#e joke? Just so we’re bot# clear #ere!
BREAKING NEWS! So you’ve really c#anged your tune, #u#? I don’t blame you! Many marvel at my knack for clever wordplay!
BREAKING NEWS! I don’t know about t#at! We do still work for rival stations and all, and I’ve got a job to consider! T#oug#, I mig#t consider tuning in to old 666 sometime!
BREAKING NEWS! Don’t pay any mind to t#at ot#er guy! And Trollbama is #aving an ongoing sexuality crisis! We’ve all been t#ere! I know I #ave! We all wis# Trollbama t#e best of luck in t#ese trying times!
BREAKING NEWS! I’m not t#e one late to t#e game, pal! I’d be embarrassed if I were you!
BREAKING NEWS! Woa#! Not very professional! Can you really claim to be a reliable news source wit# language like t#at? Laug#able!
BREAKING NEWS! Wrong you are! As a representative of C#annel 612 News I’m required and ent#used to inform you t#at we’re t#e most reliable around!
BREAKING NEWS! You can say t#e word as many times as you want! T#at doesn’t make it true! As far as anyone’s concerned, t#e only liar #ere is you!
BREAKING NEWS! It's time for anot#er #fig#tnig#t, folks! Roll up your sleeves and put up your dukes, because it's fists only! No weapons and no culling, just a damn good time! I regrettably won't be available to cover t#e event, but to everyone w#o's going, good luck and good nig#t!
BREAKING NEWS! It's t#e day everyone's been waiting for! 4/20! A beloved national #oliday for all t#ose fine folks out t#ere w#o like to be off t#eir pan on a certain seedy #substance! Get ready to blaze it! And remember, t#e most important rule of 4/20 is to #ave fun and be yourself!
BREAKING NEWS! T#at was t#e worst and simultaneously most impressive t#ing I #ave ever seen! T#ose w#o scroll down on t#eir timelines are in for quite a s#ock! I t#ink I need a drink! #substance #nsfw
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BREAKING NEWS! T#ere's a new p#enomenon going around called #normalposting! If ever t#ere was a time to be a regular Jjooee Sc#moe, now is t#at time! So get out t#ere and be as bland as you can be!
BREAKING NEWS! I've just received word t#at Sex 2 #as been tragically delayed! #ope nobody was looking forward to it too muc#! But you know w#at t#ey say, good t#ings come to t#ose w#o wait! #nsfw
BREAKING NEWS! Sources say it's #selfcaresaturday! Isn't t#at nice? Get yourself a little treat, kick back and relax! Today is all about YOU, my friends! As for me, not to brag, but I'm going to #ave TWO cups of caffeinated brown sludge today! O# yea#! #ave a good one, folks!
Yes! Absolutely Yes! I LOVE Double Caffeinated Soda!!!
BREAKING NEWS! I've gotten word t#ey've just invented Sex 2! Isn't t#at amazing, folks? (Good gog it's a slow nig#t.) #nsfw
><3 People kan't even master Sex 1, )(ow are t)(ey gonna do anyt)(ing wit)( Sex 2 Lmfaooo~
BREAKING NEWS! It's kiss your #omies nig#t...! Wait, w#at? Is t#at really all t#ere is to report on rig#t now? O# well! T#ey can't all be winners!
Nice Try But " Real Ones " Know This Is An Every Night Activity.
damn didn't realise it was only meant to be for one day, i've been doing it every day
The homies better treat me to a steak dinner first. I ain't that easy. Well, okay, I ain't ALWAYS that easy.
BREAKING NEWS! It is reportedly #fis#ingfriday! Bust out your rods, tack on your bait, and get casting! T#ere's no time like today! Because today is Friday! So get out t#ere and FIS#, FIS#, FIS#!
BREAKING NEWS! Say, #ave you ever #eard of C#annel 612 News? I'm sure you #ave! We deliver on only t#e most pressing of issues, events, and ongoings! And I'm sure you've #eard of me, t#e esteemed anc#or, C#ipps Danely! I'm pleased as punc# to report to you (yes YOU!) t#at I am now on C#ittr as a representative of C#annel 612 News! I'm looking forward to relaying t#e latest #appenings to you all live from YOUR #usktop screen!