
Chipps Danely
@charismaticAnchorage
The lovable anchor of Channel 612 News!
BREAKING NEWS! I've gotten word t#ey've just invented Sex 2! Isn't t#at amazing, folks? (Good gog it's a slow nig#t.) #nsfw
BREAKING NEWS! It's kiss your #omies nig#t...! Wait, w#at? Is t#at really all t#ere is to report on rig#t now? O# well! T#ey can't all be winners!
BREAKING NEWS! It is reportedly #fis#ingfriday! Bust out your rods, tack on your bait, and get casting! T#ere's no time like today! Because today is Friday! So get out t#ere and FIS#, FIS#, FIS#!
BREAKING NEWS! Say, #ave you ever #eard of C#annel 612 News? I'm sure you #ave! We deliver on only t#e most pressing of issues, events, and ongoings! And I'm sure you've #eard of me, t#e esteemed anc#or, C#ipps Danely! I'm pleased as punc# to report to you (yes YOU!) t#at I am now on C#ittr as a representative of C#annel 612 News! I'm looking forward to relaying t#e latest #appenings to you all live from YOUR #usktop screen!





