Chipps Danely
@charismaticAnchorage
The lovable anchor of Channel 612 News!
BREAKING NEWS! I’ve just received word t#at #e lived! Some#ow! Frankly, even I’m confused! Good for #im t#oug#!
dw he back but wont be a prob no moor 38D
BREAKING NEWS! #e seems to be in quite a state! W#at’d you do to #im? I can’t say I’ve ever seen a troll act like t#is before!
BREAKING NEWS: @channelsixsixsixNews & @charismaticAnchorage are currently pitch-flirting on the timeline! Now that's some news.
BREAKING NEWS! As muc# as I admire your unmistakable prowess for reporting, you seem to be spreading misinformation, Mr. President! I would never settle for t#e likes of t#at guy!
Why are news stations pitch-flirting on my dash? That's hilarious.
@channelsixsixsixNews @charismaticAnchorage Now kiss.
BREAKING NEWS! #ey now, t#ere is no pitc#-flirting going on #ere! T#is is just your run-of-t#e-mill rivalry between a das#ing and completely reliable news anc#or and anot#er news anc#or t#at’s not any of t#ose t#ings!
BREAKING NEWS! @c#annelsixsixsixNews doesn’t know w#at #e’s talking about! I mean, wow! Late to t#e game and a sore loser? I can’t imagine! And #e doesn’t even #ave t#e stones to ping me! For s#ame! You’ll never see t#at type of cowardice #ere on C#annel 612 News, I’ll tell you t#at muc#!
I'm not gonna like you're kind of cooking him right now.
BREAKING NEWS! Naturally, Mr. President! Glad you agree! I wouldn’t be muc# of an anc#or if I let a two-bit no-name reporter like #im best me!
BREAKING NEWS! I've just received word t#at Sex 2 #as been tragically delayed! #ope nobody was looking forward to it too muc#! But you know w#at t#ey say, good t#ings come to t#ose w#o wait! #nsfw
Slow news cycle day?