YOu MAY NOTICE. THAT THE BIG TOP. JuST GOT AN EVEN BIGGER TOP. WHO TOPS. THE BIGGEST TOP. FOuND THROuGHOuT THE TOPPEST TOPS. I AM OF COuRSE. REFERRING TO ME. I DO NOT REQuIRE A WITTY REPARTEE. OR A JOKE OF SORTS. ALL I ASK IS THAT YOu AFFIRM YOuR uNWAVERING FEALTY. TO THE DARK CARNIVAL. MYSELF. AND THE CHuRCH. YOu MAY DO SO TACITLY. BY REQuESTING IT OF @imJunior IF YOuR FAITH IS A PRIVATE MATTER. OR YOu MAY EMBRACE ME FuLLY. AND HAVE THESE DARK BAPTISMAL WATERS. RuSH OVER YOu. AND REPLENISH YOuR DIABOLICAL DESIRES. WHATEVER THE CASE. FOR AN uNLIMITED TIME ONLY. YOu TOO CAN HAVE YOuR ALLEGIANCES BE KNOWN. YOuR RELIGION BROADCAST TO COuNTLESS OTHERS WHO MAY AGREE OR DISAGREE WITH YOu. CONGRATS. BE THE YOuEST YOu YOu CAN BE. https://i.imgur.com/sn9bYFR.png
ABSENT OF WIG. OR SWOLLEN RED NOSE TO COMMEMORATE. YOu WILL HAVE TO ACCEPT ONLY. MY SINCEREST OF *WELCOME BITCH* INVOCATIONS. TO COMMEMORATE. THE NEW BADGE.
FINALLY a baDge i can get behinD! :o)
AND BEHIND IT. YOu ARE. CO-CONSPIRATOR. YOu MAY WEAR IT. AS THE DESIRE OVERTAKES YOu. LET IT GuIDE YOuR HAND. TO CLuB FREE FROM THE HANDS OF OTHERS. ANY WEAPON THAT OPPOSES YOu. CARRY MY WORD. AND YOu SHALL ARM YOuRSELVES APLENTY. YOu ARE AN ARMY OF ONE. BuT MORE ARMY THAN MOST. CONQuER WITHOuT HESITATION.
YESSIR!
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ִ ࣪𖤐 OHOHOHO! [CLASPS FINGERS TOGETHER] Very Nice. Very sexy! AN HONOr it wOuld be iNd×̷̷͜×̷d tO Have tHis bestOwed upON me, OH great HarbiNger Of ObliviON! (᨟ ͜● ᨟) ๋࣭ ⭑
IT IS DuLY FuCKING DISPENSED. BuT IN RECOGNITION. OF YOuR MOST HEINOuSLY HARANGuED EFFORTS. IT WOuLD SEEM ANOTHER DISTINCTION IS IN ORDER. AND SO IT SHALL BE DONE. ALSO. YOu MuST BE ELEVATED. TO THE GREAT HEIGHT. THE BLESSED ASCENT. TRAPEZES OF THE DARK CARNIVAL MuST SWAY WITH TIMOROuS GODDAMN TERROR. ALL MuST STAND BEARING WITNESS TO YOuR. FEATS. OF AN uNCANNILY DREAD INSPIRING NATuRE. WHAT YOu HAVE ACCOMPLISHED. NO. WHAT YOu HAVE BECOME. IS A THING TO BEHOLD. AND BE HOLD YOu SHALL BE. I ASK ONLY FOR A MOMENT. THIS WAS ONLY EVER EXPECTED TO TRANSPIRE THE SINGuLAR ONE TIME. TRuLY. YOu ARE. FASCINATING.
ִ ࣪𖤐 FasciNatin'.. YOu ca×̷̷͜×̷ed me fasciNatin' I-- [SHAKY LAUGH] THANK yOu. THANK YOU! ETERNAL GRATITUDE. ETERNAL SERVICE. THese I Have fOr yOu, my LOrd! GLUB. HONK. ๋࣭ ⭑