Dude, they're gamifying rejection sensitive disorder. Is that allowed?
NO. BuT JuST IN CASE IT BECOMES STANDARD PRACTICE. HOLY SHIT ARE YOu uGLY. LIKE WHAT THE ACTuAL FuCK. YOu LOOK LIKE A MELTED BLOB. OF LIVING FLESH. YOuR MOuTH. IS SO GODDAMN WIDE. I AM SuRPRISED YOu AREN'T. A TROLL CHICK HICK GIJINKA. AND SPEAKING OF CHICKS. WHAT IS THAT NOSE. THAT GODDAMN ATROCIOuS BEAK. COuLD SPLINTER BOuLDERS. YOu ARE ACTuALLY GODDAMN GHASTLY. TRuLY A FuCKuGLY SIGHT TO BELOATHE. A FACE. ONLY A LuSuS COuLD FORGET. TRAuMATIZING. IN ITS ENTIRETY. PASS GAS POOPER. I BANISH YOu. I CAST YOu OuT. YOu GOOGLY YED FuCKING MELTY FACED uNLOVEABLE CREEP. PLEASE CRAWL BACK uNDER. WHATEVER IT HELP DESK. YOu SQuAT AT. YOu ARE ACTuALLY. GENuINELY THE WINNER. OF REJECTION SENSITIVITY. AT LEAST THERE IS SOMEONE. FOR EVERYONE ELSE. YOuR REFLECTION. WOuLD HOLD BACK HuRL. AND PuKE. IN BETWEEN FRAMES. HuRRIEDLY WISHING TO REFLECT ANYTHING ELSE. YOu LOOK LIKE YOuR FACE TRIED TO LOAD A THOuGHT. ONLY TO CRAP OuT. SHIT YOuRSELF. AND BuFFR INFINITELY. YOu ARE THE SuBTERRANEAN HORROR DEPTHS. BENEATH uNCANNY VALLEY. IT'S FuCKING TANTALIZING. 100 POINTS.
GOOD POINT. I SAW YOuR NOTIFICATION. WAS SuBJECTED TO YOuR FACE AGAIN. AND STOPPED READING AFTER. KING. I WILL ADJuST MY CROWN. LOVINGLY TENDED TO. A SENSATION YOu HAVE NEVER KNOWN. OR EXPERIENCED FROM ANYONE.
THE ONLY TIME YOu WILL EVER BE HIT ON. IS WHEN YOuR EGREGIOuSLY FuCKAWFuL FACE. IS CAuGHT NIBBLING AT AN ANKLE. AND A NEARBY BRICK. PROVES JuST LOOSE ENOuGH. TO CONCuSSIVELY COLLIDE WITH YOuR FACE. IN LIFE SAVING uRGENCY. AND EVEN THEN. IT WILL BE A FATAL LAST TIME INFLICTION.