
Neeiht always out here scaring the hoes.

AH OK, ZTILL KIND OF DUMB THO!!

「pifzip-chan, anatta has changed. (/ー ̄;)」

NO YOU KNOW IVE ALWAYZ FELT KINDA BAD FOR YOU THATZ WHY I ZTILL KIND OF LIKE ZPOKE NICE 2 U AND ALL BUT YOUVE BEEN PIZZING ME OFF L8TELY

Why did you just call me soulless?

「(゜ロ゜) caspy-chan, onegai. look at the post you made...(;_q)」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: onegai means pwease.]

「minikui.」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ( ´-`)]

YEAH YEAH WHATEVER MAN YOUVE ALWAYZ CALLED ME "CUTEZY" AND WHATEVER CREEPY ZHIT. AND NOW YOURE CALLING ME UGLY? PLEAZE, I WIZH. MAYBE YOU WOULDNT HAVE BEEN ZIMPING FOR ME LIKE THAT.

「(ノ_<。) this isn't omoshiroi, pifzip-chan!! (ノд`;) gyahhh, if pif-chan becomes one of megane-san's haters, he'll have to block her. (o;д;)o」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this is megane's earnest plea, his final beg! omoshiroi means please, this isn't funny!]

YOU KNOW WHAT FINE. I'LL FORGIVE U 4 NOW BUT IF YOU DO ANYTHING REMOTELY CREEPY AGAIN IM GONNA B DA 1 BLOCKING U.

「(;´Д⊂) gyuuu~~ snfffleee~~ gyuuuuuu~」