
Canoe time for the Striders. You have 45 minutes.

by being a strider

i mean deva and i could get hitched but i like my last name.

then i guess you have to wait your turn

uh, yeah? i wasn't saying hey how do i STEAL canoe time i asked how to EARN it. Jeeze. :/
One does not attain canoe time by striving for it. The pursuit of wealth is what gives man their greed. Thus, the humble are rewarded.

that's the funniest joke i've ever heard in my life, humble strider. nice.
I'm sure there's at least one universe that has one. Maybe just the one, though.

i was going to say something mean but i honestly think you've suffered enough just taking a glance at your profile. maybe it's you! maybe you're the change you wanna see in the dirk.
See, I can't actually agree to that, 'cause the moment I do, I'll have lost chance for the reigning title of "Maybe Possibly the Chosen Humble Dirk, Probably." Big ups for humility, and all that. I can feel the character development already.

okay sure whatever that means.
