Can't even be a little too mean to anyone on this bitch of a site because then they think you're flirting. Girl, I need intellectual stimulation. If I WERE on the pitch market, it would certainly not be... I'm not getting my dates from CHITTR??? Are you kidding? Insane. INSANE footwork. #directtargetedposting
Denial Is The First Of The Five Stages Of Grief. When You Come To Terms With Your Own Unfortunate Pitch Attraction To Me, I Will Be Here To Reject You.
Dude it's okay to like cope with the fact that people don't like you, but you shouldn't frame it as pitchflirting. This is really sad for you. I'm weeping for you + telling all of my friends how cringe and embarrassing this was for you.
I Would Say I'm Sympathizing And Keeping You In My Thoughts But You Will Not, In Fact, Be In My Thoughts At All.
I hope you find the right troll for you. It's just not me. I'm sorry. The vibes don't mesh, the chemistry isn't there. You understand.