That was a fun game of (Legally distinct) Monopoly with @columbidaeToxicologist @chillerAficionado And others whose handles I don't know off the top of my head. Finished in third place.
UNASHAMED IM SO STUPID walking into the ocean now
YEAH YEAH. FUCK YOU FOR BEATING ME, ETCETERA.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Twas great fun. Legally Distinct Monopoly is of course is not only a game of attrition, but also a wonderful tool to use when one must end relationships in the harshest and most violent way possible short of actual murder. The malice and rage induced are second to none when the right environmental variables are reached. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
I will admit, I felt a little bit betrayed initially when you declined my trades. But it was all in good fun.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I have a rule, and that rule is if I am still in the game I attempt to own all the utilities you see. It really holds no real advantage except for of course to inflate my own self worth. There is a sense of fulfillment for not only providing the utilities to the entire community, but also hard concrete floors for those visiting to sleep upon with no hope for anything more comfortable. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Thank you for the most enjoyable game of Legally Distinct Monopoly I have partaken in for more than a few sweeps. Your decorum and sportsmanship were both top notch. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Your corporate shrewdness and luck with the dice went unmatched, congratulations on the most deserved win. I shall only of course hold this against you for the rest of your existence. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
tthiss is vveryy nnicee tthankk you you wweree aalsoo. fun to mmeett and pplayy wwithh. tthankk you. ookayy.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I was most amused by your strategy, and I think if luck had been a little more on your side, you would have run away with the game! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀