Just for future reference should I be concerned about the idea that bein' bitten by troll fangs could be fatal if done in large enough doses? 'Cause I'm not going to put a bandage on any-a that. Those are trophies and should be worn with pride. #nsfw
Y'know what fairs fair I've seen the chits you definitely musta developed some kind of saint-like patience in this line of work.
B3tw33n th3m 4nd pr3v1ously r41s1ng grubs 1'm not sur3 your 1mpuls3s could b3tr4y my trust 4nd t3st my p4t13nc3 much, hon3stly. 1'd st1ll 3xp3ct b3tt3r of you but 1 3xp3ct th4t of 3v3ryon3.
The raising grub parts really is kicking in because I can feel some sense of stern paternal disapproval coming my way that's shaming me to do better when you're around. And I don't even work for you/are your kid.
Good plan, ma'am. It'd be a shame to waste the booze on something as trivial as disinfecting wounds.
