Hey if you write a callout post about me do you promise to tag me in it? I need to do some light reading.
I like the way you think~ Though a good HATER is hard to come by these days if you ask me~
Yeah, it's all strawman and shit that's tamer than what I said to myself in the shower that night.
God I wish I wasn't so IN LOVE with myself so I could be my own greatest hater like that~ You seem like a guy who's DESPERATE TO LOOK FUNNY and LOVES RUNNING JOKES INTO THE GROUND from how you piss off others around here~ Think you could show a little DISGUST in the direction of ALTERNIA'S SEXIEST WOMAN~? It's so hard to find real haters when you're as BEAUTIFUL as I am~
I'm not desperate to look funny, but I do think your attempt to goad me into roasting you here on my post where we were just making friends is... Admirable. To put it charitably.
Hahaha~ Everyone who tries to be my friend just WANTS SOMETHING from me~ Either my NOOK, my BANKNOTES, or my FUCKING LIFE~ I'm not looking to waste my time with FAKE AS FUCK people, and everyone online always puts on their FAKEST FACES~ The only bitch I can love and trust is the BITCH IN THE MIRROR~
I'll run through the checklist for you rq. 1) Asexual. You can keep your nook firmly locked up where it is. 2) Got my own $$$. Gainfully employed BY CHOICE, because I got that passive sugar baby income ON LOCK. 3) I don't even know who you are LMFAO. SO uhhhh Good luck with that, I think.
Hmmm~ Okay CASSY~ I'll REMEMBER some of that maybe~ If I feel like it~ If nothing else it's interesting that you're apparently not just some FUNNY BIT GUY~
I have NUANCE. Surprisingly enough. I know, I know. Hold the applause.