I have a question for a clown.
Like. From hatching or like. Once you've.. idk taken the clown oath or whatever
< HATCHING, I ASSUME. ALSO, I DIDN'T TAKE A CLOWN OATH. IM TECHNICALLY A MIME. PURPLES ON BEFORUS ARE SWORN TO SILENCE, BUT FROM MY UNDERSTANDING, THE FEW THAT DO SPEAK (AND TYPICALLY REGRET IT) ALSO CAN HONK. >
New question, why do the mimes on Beforus regret it.
< I CAN EXPLAIN MY REASON, BUT I CAN'T SPEAK FOR THE OTHERS. IF I SPEAK TOO LOUDLY OR YELL LOUDLY ENOUGH, I CAN MAKE SOMEONE DEAF. I DID THAT TO MY MATESPRIT. SO I VOWED NEVER TO SPEAK AGAIN, WENT SO FAR AS TO CUT MY TONGUE OUT AND SEW MY MOUTH SHUT. MOST PEOPLE ON BEFORUS WILL NEVER HEAR A PURPLEBLOOD TALK. >
God I wish that was me. (Never hearing a purple blood talk, not the deafening my mate thing. I'm sorry that happened)
< I CAN'T SAY I SUPPORT YOU FOR VARIOUS REASON BUT JUST CUT OUT THEIR TONGUES THEY'LL NEVER SPEAK AGAIN. AND IT'S OKAY, SHE'S FORGIVEN ME BUT YOU KNOW GUILT™. >
I understand completely. I do not have the physical strength to restrain a purple and cut out their tongue. If only. Oh you know, the main villain in my life actually cut out his kismesis tongue for disrespecting him. (She was his ex kismesis after that, actually) He kind of super sucks.
< JUST USE ELEPHANT TRANQ, IT'LL PUT ANY PURPLEBLOOD THAT ISN'T A MAKARA/GHB OR IN THAT SAME SIZE RANGE OUT OF COMMISSION FOR A GOOD 30 MINUTES. >
Yeah let me just pull out my arsenal of elephant tranqs ig
< FIND A CERULEAN WITH AN OBSESSION WITH POISONS, AND YOU'LL GET SOME EASILY. >