after reviewing every medical expert on chitter i can confirm the best doctor is troll doctor phil credentials: 🩺 bald with authority 🩺 asks “how’s that workin’ out fer ya” while you are actively bleeding 🩺 prescribes emotional damage 🩺 calls your lusus into the room for backup 🩺 diagnoses every condition as “you need to stop bein’ messy” 🩺 has never once washed his hands because germs need discipline too final verdict: 10/10 would let him ruin my life on daytime television

Hastur Sabbot

2 months ago

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@alarmingApothecary[AA]

[|87 :: 1 can’t even be mad, the algor;thm works exactly as ;ntended.