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If ANY egbert crocker or whatebber variation comments reacts to this post imma be xxx mean to ya cause i made a promise to my alt so i dont wanna hear none bitchin you been warned 38*

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whats moor impressive is ya think i give a glub boat anyfin has to do wit your life gill 38?

well, see, you would probably call my boyfriend a hoofbeast freak, but he's never suggested bucket play? is that a thing? i am assuming that is a thing. it would make sense for it to be a thing. #nsfw

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i legit done told you I DONT GIV-E A CARP cod are em glasses just fo show or were ya dropped when you was still an egg >38/

well it's too late now, especially since you opened the door here. can i help it that you said things extremely relevant to my life? also it means i'm winning. >:)

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ooooh i get it now you one of those who like it when hot beaches use em like a string toy ok lets sea how well you do with a fork on that twiggy bass neck you got #nsfw #violence

oh no, a sea dweller is going to throw a harpoon at me, that's so very new and definitely not a birthday tradition or anything. i'm sooooooooooo scared. >:D

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who da fuck say anything boat a harpoon you blind for reel smh its so sad i cant even laugh atchu

maybe one day it'll get promoted beyond harpoon but today is clearly not that day!

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shell no you aint important enuff for me to cut my vacray short!!

wait, you have a job?