aur shit theres a cunt with moi surname runnin amok ugh... but hes a WIZARD

um... forgive me, are wizards distasteful or summat? im verae proud t' be a wizard in th' making, n' im no' a fan o' your tone am i missing context or?
theyre not real? theyre a fantasy? loike, for baby wrigglers? just because oi work in paurtions en shit, people gaur "aur! a wizard!" en ask me about spells en shit that oi dont do? loike sure mate, wave your little wand and say your little words, it aint magic, its laur of attraction en manifestion of energies, not magic

erm... tha' is th' definition o' magic. th' manifestaetion o' energies int' realitae, channelin i' in tools such as a wand or a staff to concentraete it also i have LITERALLAE cast spells this week, usin mana n' runes n' stuff! its literallae real!!!
