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← @troubleClef

🐾This is where I post from, mind you. https://u-mercari-images.mercdn.net/photos/m54239120794_1.jpg?width=2560&quality=75&_=1745336006🐾

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🐾You're so full of it, Wolfy. I've seen those new phones shatter on a single drop. I drop this bad boy, and the worst that happens is a battery flying out.🐾

@troubleClef[TC]

new phones have shatterproof glass, airtight pieces, and most importantly: a fuckin warranty and people who can fix it if it breaks you drop that bad boy, its DONE. that aint no nokia, love

🐾Can't help but notice that you didn't name an audio jack as one of those little features of yours.🐾

@troubleClef[TC]

your shit is so old the audio jack didnt even /EXIST/

🐾This thing's from 2012, it does SO have an audio jack! I listen to all the best! Fangs Against The Machine, Fleetwood Macabre, Lich Bizkit??🐾

@troubleClef[TC]

okay grandma. lets walk you back to the home now

🐾The Dread Kennedys!!!🐾

@troubleClef[TC]

lay down on the bed grandma before you bring up Three Days Graves

🐾Bullocks! You know I love Three Days Graves, they were all over that mixtape I made you!🐾

@troubleClef[TC]

it was a good mixtape babe but im begging you to get a slightly newer phone

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