← @futurewheezingSpaceman

why do trolls want to take a bite out of an old man like me (cannibalistic bite)

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clexrly yxu're fucking txsty, gxd, cxn xliens think fxr themselves xt xll?

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👏✨💕instead would they like to try taking a DELICIOUS BITE out of a THEMED BEVERAGE at #bucklesandbucaneers💕✨👏

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I was told it does.

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That’s true, I just didn’t want to describe myself as “food”.

I support this.

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√(Perhaps a snack?)²

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I guess I’d rather take snack over food.

√(You don't know this about me but I'm a really funny person to be having this conversation with. #therewasawholethingwithavampire)²

Vampires scare me

√(Me too, buddy. Me too.)²