FIGHT NIGHT, EH? GIVES ME AN IDEA. I’LL PUT A PIN IN IT.
You won't ruin a community event with your malice, Lord Uracil. The Sentai Rangers will stop you!
LISTEN CLOSELY, SO-CALLED "AKARENGER." DO YOU KNOW WHY THE SUPER SENTAI WENT EXTINCT? WHY THE OVERLY ENTHUSIASTIC WOLF BOY WAS THE LAST OF YOUR KIND? IT IS BECAUSE FOR FIFTY OF YOUR HUMAN YEARS, YOU REFUSED TO EVOLVE. STUCK TO A SINGLE MOVESET WITH NO SKILL PROGRESSION, DESPERATELY TRYING TO CLAIM UPGRADES FOR YOUR MECHA SO YOU CAN PRETEND YOU'RE GETTING GOOD. BUT YOU'RE NOT GETTING GOOD. YOU HAVE NO FLEXIBILITY, AND YOU EXCLUSIVELY FIGHT WEAK OPPONENTS SO YOU DON'T EVEN REALIZE HOW WEAK YOU ARE. THE FORM CHANGE IS THE HEART AND SOUL OF THE TRANSFORMING HERO. CHANGING YOUR LOADOUT LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF ACTIVE COMBAT IS, FOR ONE THING, A CORE USE CASE FOR THE ENTIRE "SYLLADEX AND STRIFE DECK" SYSTEM US NORMIES USE, AND FOR ANOTHER THING, A NECESSARY EVOLUTION THAT *LITERALLY EVERYONE BUT YOU* MADE USE OF! THIS ISN'T EVEN A HEISEI INNOVATION, THE TRAILBLAZER WAS GODDAMN BLACK RX! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? FOR AN OLD MAN WITH THE SUN ON HIS BELT TO BE RUNNING CIRCLES AROUND YOU? BECAUSE AS LONG AS YOU REMAIN "SUPER SENTAI" THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GETTING! THIS ALSO EXTENDS TO ANY MAGICAL GIRLS READING THIS. BY WHICH I MEAN @maniadrivenSpectacle BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE SHE'S THE ONLY ONE HERE. HEED MY WARNING: IF YOU CAN'T "CHOU HENSHIN", YOU'RE FALLING BEHIND! CARDS, MEDAL COMBOS, 2FA KEYS, GACHAPON, I DON'T CARE *HOW* YOU DO IT, FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF! EITHER REACH THE SINGULARITY AND EVOLVE, OR FALL BACK INTO OBSCURITY AND PERISH LIKE A BARKBEAST!
GET YOURSELF A FORM CHANGE AND ASCEND, OR DIE IN YOUR UNEVOLVED STATE. THIS ULTIMATUM APPLIES TO MEGUCAS ALL THE SAME AS IT DOES TO SENTAI.