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Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
My tamagotchi does not shut up. I have killed one before because of my negligence. He is now a star. This one? Still covered in shit and crying.
Kult: +30
Kull: +20
Total: 50
Ratio: 1.50
Zoologically Dubious Caduceus
An ominous omen for a complacent wizard.
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Consider a tamabortion?
Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @titularTerror[TT]
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Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
They haven't build the tamaclinic yet.
Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @tentacleTherapist[TT]
Zoologically Dubious Caduceus
An ominous omen for a complacent wizard.
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That won’t do. Let me know where I should send my sizable charitable donation to so we can get on that posthaste.
Kult: +5
Total: 5
LEAVE IT IN THE SHIT SO THAT IT EVOLVES INTO A SLIME POST-HASTE THEN AS SOON AS IT EVOLVES START TRAINING IT UNTIL YOU HAVE THE MOST JACKED SLIME IN ALL OF PARADOX SPACE ITS NEXT EVOLUTION WILL BE BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO FUCK UP AS A BUILT-IN FAILSAFE
Kult: +5
Total: 5