HELLO! I AM HERE ON BEHALF OF MY BELOVED COMPANY CLOURTMO CO.™! WE PRODUCE THE BEST HUSKTOPS, PALMHUSKS, HUSKPADS, AND SMARTFRIDGES CAEGAR CAN BUY! YOU WANT IT, WE MAKE IT! AS LONG AS IT IS A HUSKTOP, PALMHUSK, HUSKPAD, OR SMARTFRIDGE! 𓂃✍︎
I like that smart fridges are a universal constant. Such stupid things.
STUPID! BAH! THOSE ARE THE WORDS OF A SIMPLETON! THEY HAVE GREAT UTILITY! LIKE KEEPING YOUR FOOD COLD! AND HAVING AN ON-FRIDGE TOUCHSCREEN TO HELP MANAGE YOUR FOOD! OR DISPLAY DIGITAL PHOTOS OF WHATEVER CRAYON DOODLE WAS GOING TO BE ERRONEOUSLY STUCK THERE WITH A MAGNET! 𓂃✍︎
See, I had to travel to a universe where I could just buy a simple, dumb fridge because they stopped selling those at the one I frequented. I don't need all that. I just need to keep my food cold or frozen.