Making terrible and rushed robots is "too much to do", I see.

DIRK

1 week ago

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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

If your version of Dirk sucked at his hobby just say that. The projection makes you look pathetic.

He was terrible at everything, the same as you.

DIRK

1 week ago

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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

Ouch, my heart. How will I ever recover from this sick burn? It’s shaken my fundamental idea of self and now I’m going to spiral into a depression. Have mercy, please.

I am all too aware that my statements are entirely in your own thought pattern.

DIRK

1 week ago

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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

You’re missing the part where it actually inflicts distress.

Please, I have no interest in your horny self destruction

DIRK

1 week ago

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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

And yet you imitated it on my post over a shitty, at best, joke. Upset your teasing isn’t going how you planned?

I was actually stating something in behalf of the poor robot you're fisting the chest cavity of

DIRK

1 week ago

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There’s no program running through it. I highly doubt the mechanical skeleton gives a fuck about being prodded.