
I hate this game. This fuck ass Teemo is pissing me off.

Never.

He keeps running away like a little bitch.
Oh dear. Well, I think the importance of breaks is rather important for both physiology and psychology, but if you believe you do not need them I will not argue!

I am perfectly fine.

every teem0 plays exactly the same because only the same type 0f loser wants tw0. they can all be beaten the same way with damn near anyone. y0u didn't hear it from me.

I'm fuming over the little shit

yeah that's step 1, stop giving a shit ab0ut game grubs. step 2 is every teemo player thinks they're cute because s0meone 0nce told them being ann0ying counts as a pers0nality trait. ergo they will take any 0pportunity tw0 go f0r poke and harass until they're lulled int0 a panless masturbatory stup0r. you let them get a little initially. they d0nt really deal that much damage. until they inevitably push you in slightly. y0u fake one retaliati0n, they blow their 0nly actual escape to0l and laugh at how clever they are. but y0u do n0t use anything of y0urs. then when they go in the next time y0u all in and kill them. they will never, ever learn.

Wise words I will take these to heart.
