The Exploiit: "why are you surprised that the original record is written on…"

Helmed

A valued pilot and power source to The Fleet.

"why are you surpr1sed that the or1g1nal record 1s wr1tten on now-st1ff parchment" "how old do you th1nk 1 am anyway" "HAHAHAHAHA- NO no no, readjust your est1mate by several factors of on hundred"