
< HOWDY >

< FLUTTERING MY BIG, DUMB, MIME LASHES. AND BORING SHIT: CLEANING MY HIVE. YOURSELF HANDSOME? >
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< HOLD UP, SUPLEXED? THAT IS GREAT. HOT TOO! FUCK YEAH. OH SHIT? WHAT'S THAT SHIT LOOKIN LIKE (AS IF I KNOW WHAT I'D BE LOOKING AT OR READING) >
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< THAT IS INCREDIBLY HOT IN ALL ASPECTS! SOUNDS OBJECTIVELY NIGHTMARISH BUT IMPORTANT PROBABLY (STILL NIGHTMARISH) >
