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← @consequentialTemperament

i cAnT DiE. mAkEs fOr iNtErEsTiNg sItUaTiOnS WhEn yOu gEt sTaBbEd.

Kult: +62
Kull: +55
Total: 117
Ratio: 1.13
@lunarLupine[LL]

tHaT ToO. lIkE NoW It's aWkWaRd.

Rright like yeah okay this hurrts but worrse it's awkwarrd.

@lunarLupine[LL]

eXaCtLy. LiKe nOw wE'Re bOtH StAnDiNg hErE AnD I'M NoT DeAd. I HaVe eRrAnDs aNd sHiT.

And then they trry t' kill ya again cuz clearrly it didn't worrk th' firrst time. It's just messy.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@lunarLupine[LL]

"WhY ArEn't yOu dEaD!!??" bRo iM JuSt tRyInG To dO My lAuNdRy cHiLl.

Orr I'm out shoppin' like damn dude it didn't stick get with th' prrogrram.

@lunarLupine[LL]

oR ThEy gEt uPsEt yOu wAlK AwAy. LiKe yEaH Im bUsY.

Yeah man I got woolbeasts t' watch. They ain't gonna watch themselves. Most awkwarrd is when ya meet a nice trroll in an alley and then wake up in an ice bath. Like yeah ya took my kidneys but y'all could have left my clothes.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@lunarLupine[LL]

wE GoT BuSy lIvEs AnD YeAh, LiKe i cAn dRy oFf oN ThE WaY HiVe.

It's th' goin' back nude that's th' prroblem ferr me