
* dont have a beer to pour down my crotch * wouldnt want to anyways * #drycrotchnation stays (my crotch is def not dry if you know what i mean #suggestive but it aint getting soaked with beer anytime soon)

* who the hell is phuntur and why do you assume i know him so confidently /lh
He's the one who started the trend which you are partaking in. Apologies for assuming you would know him.

* its okay! i may have seen or even spoken with him before. i am just pretty terrible at names heheh * #drycrotchnation stays
hey
It's all good. You'll start to recognise him more and more, I'm sure. #drycrotchnation

* hi * the lack of pfp makes you quite forgettable i hate to admit
on the contrary i think i'M one of the most memorable people on the site

* im forgetting you as we speak
you aren'T even in 5 digit kult/kull BEGONE!

* yeah cuz ive been here for like about a week. ask most active people here if they know me and its likely they will i interact a lot * but whatevs. i do recommend u get a pfp. any kind. could be beer crotch for all i care. will make you stand out better in my mind especially