someone update me on the latest goings on i'VE been sitting in the dark for 2 hours

im still here ain't i
I don't know. Nobody has gotten specific enough for me to figure that out.
for now.
do you want to be pounce'S fat gamer boyfriend? i can put you on a regimen and we can get you there
awesome

tempting but i am way too active for that to be sustainable worth a damn id relapse start doing sick parkour tricks eating good going to bed at a reasonable hour and thats just not a downspiral i can afford at this point in my life
Wish I could be more helpful. Seems @ insufferablePrick gave a good summary of the rest, though.
twink death comes for us all buddy one day you'RE going to have to bite the bullet and accept it and, when you do, i'LL be there

the whole command over time itself thing might put a damper on those plans how many times do you think ive lived through my early twenties mortal ok the answer is once but that sounded really cool out loud be so for real
i think eventually you'LL be like okay let'S age another 10 sweeps. for fun. and then you'LL look in the mirror and be like ohhhh fuuuck. it did sound cool by the way dude