(just g-got off m-my shift, boss d-didnt even a-ask for s-sushi for l-lunch today, got t-to walk a-away from w-work with a-a few c-caegers left! Its a-a really n-nice day t-today...)
dude are you fucking paying for your boss' lunch
(uhm y-yeah... they r-roll a d-die every d-day for w-who pays f-for lunch! I m-mean I c-can't s-see the d-die, but, im s-sure its r-real. I g-guess im j-just unlucky t-that it u-usually lands o-on me)
Dude get the hell out of there.
i don'T mean to be the one that shatters your naive and fragile worldview but i am pretty confident the die has never ever landed on you once, let alone twice or more
(oh u-uh i d-dont really t-think i c-can, not a-a lot o-of places a-are hiring v-voidrotted goldbloods... uh- plus t-they give m-me a r-really good r-rate on t-the energy i-i eat a-at work)
hey since you have some caegars left over can you buy me lunch
(its j-just for w-work- and i-i cant h-have ice s-soup for d-dinner again o-or my l-lusus will s-start to w-worry)
i'M just joking dude i wouldn'T take your money for food anyways