"b-b-but s0llux, they kept knowing things ab0ut the future!" so the fuck d0es anyone wh0 forecasts the weather. there's a fine line where being real smart and a g0od guesser 0verlap intwo pr0phecy. but it's a temporary meeting 0f two c0mponents. b0th of which fuck up c0nstantly. what d0 you call a gambler wh0 wins all night? on a h0t streak. lucky. not 0mniscient. what do y0u call one wh0 wins all the time? every night? vriska serket. oh right, and dead. the amount at which y0u can keep up the streak of intuiti0n and guesswork never reaches infinity because infinity cann0t be reached. that's how it works. 0ne single quark spins the wrong way and that's it. y0u were just really lucky. never omniscient. we watched it happen in real time and idi0ts still try and play that trick. worse, 0thers fall for it. #rant
i can make the cl0uds blow away. h0w's the omniscience w0rking out?
a real g0od j0ke, thanks for being the punchline.