problem sleuth acts all cool like we dont see hium and his squadron of male floozie elfs every time he comes into thie office (which is RARELY BY THE WAY). i got nothin against homosexuals see as long as dey aint part of da midnight crew but i got many things against elfs. -from the office of ace dick detective agency
>> you m¡ght have to work that one out w¡th Ace D¡ck, the man wantડ ડome broadડ ¡n the aud¡ence ¡f you two doub1e team ડome tw¡nkડ ¡ mean, th¡nk of the opt¡cડ a 1ot of 1ad¡eડ 1ove to ડee b¡g ડtrong men ડtand¡ng over tw¡nkડ ડpread acroડડ the tab1e
I'm startin' to think this ain't about Friday game night no more. I think this is more about the kinda thing that brings elves to tears.
you hate me you nevah let me have any of dah things i want you are always tryin to subvert and ham me -from the office of ace dick detective agency
>> we11,,,, ¡ gueડડ my anડwer dependડ on whether that'ડ the k¡nd of th¡ng you're 1ook¡ng to get up to becauડe ¡f ¡t'ડ not, then uh, obv¡ouડ1y no th¡ડ ¡ડ juડt a game n¡ght w¡th the guyડ
I don't hate you big palooka. You just endlessly frustrate me with your utter lack of ritz and braincells.
We'll consider this an official business proposition and discuss this kinda thing behind closed doors, got it?
"discussin behind closed doors" is problem sleuth code for "i am going to fill you full a hot lead" or "i am going to fill you full a hot seed" dependin on how he feels abot you. by the way. -from the office of ace dick detective agency
>> thank you for the headડ up, you're a good man ¡ ડure hope he'ડ fond of me then (・_・;)