bought this mesolithic stiele catgirl something from the vending machine and she's decided she's our bodieguard for the rest of the train ride big up megafauna catgirls life could be a dream
yeah i ain't croaked yet didn't have a means of chatting for a while though cus mie palmhusk isn't waterproof wasn't got a new palmhusk lmao but then i've just been all over the place so bit too busie to be posting but yep still alive how you doin bossman

wwhat you doin givven your phone a bath been alright myself caught a shark just the other day it wwas gorgeous and delicious headin towwards cooler wwaters but need to stop by a shipyard first
dude tried to mug me bie a river so i tossed him in unfortunatelie he had alreadie nicked mie palmhusk so that went in the drink too lmao

damn tragic hope he didnt knoww howw to swwim least you got a neww one and are trudgin on wwhats this i hear about a train
didnt stick around long enough to check and im on a train rn with demon puppieboie coworker (who i reallie have to give a new nickname cus we aint coworkers aniemore lmao) if i drop off the face of the planet for a bit its the shittie train signal we chillin

howw nice wwhere you headed aint been on a train in a wwhile myself for obvvious reasons but stay out a cars wwith blacked out wwindowws unless you wwant to find out wwhich bodily fluid is caked on it
well fucking hell thats evocative in the worst waie i wasn't gonna but damn now i definitelie ain't gonna not reallie going aniewhere in particular me an him are just sorta going wherever we feel like at the minute we're kinda just pickin a train line, goin til the final stop and figurin it out from there got a whole world to see before it ends, yknow?

best wway to travvel not the uh not the wworld endin part just goin wwhere the line takes you outside a tips i usually sail that wway discovvered many wwonders
yeah it's prettie fun I mean I like doing the exploring on foot part not so keen on the fucking train but whatever next time maiebe we'll get on a plane or a boat whatever's got a cheap ticket and doesn't seem like it's gonna kill us

godspeed travvel guy