asked the guie trainin me where the mop is an he told me to go stand back in the corner again cus 'the customers steal less when there's someone who can see them' dude the moobeastjuice. whos gonna deal with that if you aint leaving the counter eh well i aint gonna crie over spilt milk
the fucks your job
retail man. theie want me standin over here watchin so nobodie steals shit im not gonna stop em if theie do but i am gonna watch im alreadie lookin for a new one on the clock too tbh
so youre the fuckin corner guy wwhat kind a job you lookin for
im literallie the fuckin corner guie dude im standing in the fucking corner shit sucks genuine stiele ill do whatever tbh whatever gets mie rent paid that month yknow that dont involve people touchin on me #nsfw stiele i been in retail, hospitalitie, data management if you can believe it, securitie, waste management, pr, factorie work, transport, if you can name it ive probablie at least done some kinda entrie level job in that sector or adjacent
evver wworked on a ship
ya hauled cargo for a month not the best month ever but not even close to the worst whie you got somethin needs doin?
position opened up recently been keepin my peeper out for anyone to hire if you wwant to upgrade from the fuckin corner guy to the paper guy pop in my dms at least wwith this position you dont got to stand
i mean your username is tellin me this is gonna be a less than legal job so if you aint mind i might just keep u in mind til im mad desperate cus at the minute as much of a pain the legal shit is at least i aint gonna get on a wanted poster and im like. prollie 20-30% less likelie to disappear miesteriouslie and/or have mie entrails painted on the floor of the establishment for speakin up against someone a lil higher on the spectrum which im realisin im doin now but we're on the internet thas different preciate the offer tho you seem chill as fuck
illegal in my timeline definitely but wwho fuckin knowws for yours but i get it its not a line a wwork most gravvitate towwards especially wwhen illegal is tacked on the end a it i try to be chill as fuck good luck corner guy
thanks potential future bossman when shit gets dire sometime in the future deffo illegal here yeah or i would'na mentioned it imma keep standin in the corner lookin cute or possiblie intimidatin depends who's lookin and what their intentions are