I refuse to believe t)(at space squids don't exist.
So are you! On a tidally different subject, it was great seeing you last nig)(t!
Now t)(at's my kind of space squid!
Don't worry! Nemo and I were glad to sea you.
☆~𖦹 I would be happy to! ==> Milgut takes out a giant, hardcover book. The front has bold text reading "PROVING THE TRUTH" This is the findings and research of an old conspiracy researcher. He died shortly before he was supposed to public the book, causing people to speculate it was a planned murder by the empire 𖦹~☆
T)(ere's absolutely no way t)(at space squids are a conspiracy t)(eory.
☆~𖦹 He talks about other stuff in this book like the at the time fuchsia blood secretly being a teal blood, so that is probably why they killed him. But it is a more engaging angle if I make it sound like he got culled because of squids 𖦹~☆
T)(at's a reely interesting t)(eory. I mig)(t look for a copy myself and read it just for fun.
☆~𖦹 If you do get one then make sure you get the version with a DARK red cover instead of the BRIGHT red cover. The bright one is a revamped version made and released by the empire to make the theorist's work seem less believable. They change his words, exaggerate his points and even replace whole chapters. They completely removed his research into the empire's secret currency and the construction industry scams, and replaced them with some cartoon like nonsense stories about a criminal baker and magic balls. Very weird stuff 𖦹~☆