this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

This user is being watched.

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!

Hey. You just lost the game.

A user of established repute

This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.

Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.

This user became something of a headline grappler. )-(IC would be proud. #peixesstaywinnin

this gill in particular is literally trained to kill

This user is literally a Horrorterror.

This user... is sus.

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