If ANY egbert crocker or whatebber variation comments reacts to this post imma be xxx mean to ya cause i made a promise to my alt so i dont wanna hear none bitchin you been warned 38*
whats moor impressive is ya think i give a glub boat anyfin has to do wit your life gill 38?
well, see, you would probably call my boyfriend a hoofbeast freak, but he's never suggested bucket play? is that a thing? i am assuming that is a thing. it would make sense for it to be a thing. #nsfw
i legit done told you I DONT GIV-E A CARP cod are em glasses just fo show or were ya dropped when you was still an egg >38/
well it's too late now, especially since you opened the door here. can i help it that you said things extremely relevant to my life? also it means i'm winning. >:)
ooooh i get it now you one of those who like it when hot beaches use em like a string toy ok lets sea how well you do with a fork on that twiggy bass neck you got #nsfw #violence
oh no, a sea dweller is going to throw a harpoon at me, that's so very new and definitely not a birthday tradition or anything. i'm sooooooooooo scared. >:D
who da fuck say anything boat a harpoon you blind for reel smh its so sad i cant even laugh atchu
maybe one day it'll get promoted beyond harpoon but today is clearly not that day!
shell no you aint important enuff for me to cut my vacray short!!
wait, you have a job?