♠ hated by @cordiallyArcane
GIVE ME OI MUST STUDY IT!!! GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME OOOOOOO MYSTERY OITEMS OI NEEEEEED
oi em the fumbler, its actually moi imperial title given to me boiy moi matesprite, OF WHICH IS NOW OFFICIAL EN NOT JUST IN MOI MOIND
oi promise mate shes moi world en more en oim gonna do my best little man
naur naur oim realisin oim the schupidest bloke ever convinced, how did oi blunder this badly
ITS BEEN LITERAL SWEEPS OIM SUCH AN AWFUL DICKHEAD
oi think oi royally facked up oi forgot to ask her out oive been living loike "yeh shes moi matesprite, defo" en oi NEVER ACTUALLY ASKED HER OUT
who is going to believe you when you keep loiying to yourself?
yes, it seems unloikely that we'll get along well but there is only one truth
theyre not real? theyre a fantasy? loike, for baby wrigglers? just because oi work in paurtions en shit, people gaur "aur! a wizard!" en ask me about spells en shit that oi dont do? loike sure mate, wave your little wand and say your little words, it aint magic, its laur of attraction en manifestion of energies, not magic

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spell your name backwards an then look at my name surname too, dont be shy

i am your maker fear me grovvel at my cape an behold your mirror your antithesis i art thou as the gamers say

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BACK TO THE CUCK COUCH BERYIIL, IIOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CUSHYON-WARMER! >::O
