i'm genuinely salavating while looking at this https://i.imgur.com/AbFwzfN.jpeg
my mind thinks. but i should not say.
....right, i sorta forgot your names Ruby....
fuck does that mean. im talking bout that thing shape.
Oooh, lmao! yeah no your right, its 100% A literal Cartoon Turd made to Intentionally resemble an ice cream cone. cause when some rich asshole buys it, they'll be under the assumption that its an ice cream. but to us? we'll know its shit
yeah. thats what i was thinkin of pointin out. that was literally a red shit. on a cone.
Fun fact! this was supposedly the "Worlds Largest Ruby" Just Sitting on some Gemologist Desk as a Paper weight, until Mark Mothersbaugh Saw it, and said "Dude, we could fuck with Millionaires if you can carve it"
oh. now i get why you mentioned my name.
yep....Gemstones are one of my other hobbies, i dont get to do it very often (Because the price of Natural Gemstones is fucking Ridiculous) and Mom wont let me craft the Synthetic ones anymore
i can see. you seem heavily interested on that. unlike my other counterparts. im actually interested mostly in music.
Oh? Y'know for a while i use to actually play the piano! not like John can, but like, Sorta self taught. i cant actually play anything good or decent, All i know how to play is Songs from The Legend of Zelda and Lavender Town from Pokemon