8=l < Might 8=l < Need to take my legs off for the rest of today 8=l < 100king to be a wheelchair night 8=l < Aching
8=l < 8=l < That sounds nice 8=l < But I'm sorry to say I don't have a lot of leg to massage 8=l < They stop halfway down the thigh 8=l < The rest is prosthetic

(=^・⩊・^=) < OOH, HMM MEOWBE MASSAGE MEWR THIGHS? OR WOULD THAT NOT BE ENOUGH?
8=l < I don't feel I w001d respond in an appropriate matter if you were to do that 8=l < And I am already sweating rather profusely at the thought

(=^・⩊・^=) < OH... OH... I S33. I GET MEW! WELL... IF MEW N33D A MASSAGE ANYWHERE ELSE LET ME KNOW OKAY? I'D BE HAPPY TO HELP MEW RELAX!
8=l < How about some compony 8=l < I'm headed down to the creek at the moment to wipe down this sweat from my %in with water instead of just dry towels

(=^・⩊・^=) < OH! SURE! I CAN COME NOW IF YOU WANT? YOU CAN PURROBABLY JUST POOF ME THERE AND WATCH ME BE ASTOUNDED BY IT! LOL, OH LET ME PAWLSO PUT ON MY HEARING AIDS SO I CAN HEAR MEW.
8=D < Hee 8=) < Not quite a poof 8=l < I will open a portal for you to walk through 8=l < I can sign, Miss Meulin, there's no need if you don't want

(=^・⩊・^=) < OH! OKAY! MEW KNOW I'M MEOWRE COMFURTABLE BEING DEAF ANYWAYS... HEHE, MEOWRE MEWSED TO SIGNING ANYWAYS! OKAY, I'LL STEP ON THROUGH ONCE YOU PLACE IT!
8=l < It'll be open momentarily

(=^・⩊・^=) < HELL YA! S33YA IN A BIT!