
:33< if mew clawmeownt down below ill clawme up with a mewnique deranged hypawthetical to pitch mew

c< HMMMM, Hard cHOice, i tHiNK i just disassOciate 4 a wHile, tHeN gO abOut My life liKe NOtHiNg ever HappeNed >c

:33< really? :33< even though mewre blood color is nyow one that doesnt even exist?

c< i tHiNK tHat if i were 2 wOrry abOut it id just gO Mad, sO.... yeaH, i tHiNK id gO abOut My life liKe its NO ONes busiNess, aNd ifN it cOMes up, i MeaN.... well, its NOt liKe i cOuld cHaNge it >c

:33< thats fur
8=l < Alright, I'm game

:33< okay mewre walking through the woods when snap mewre leg get caught in a bear trap! :33< an owl clawmse down furom the tr33 and says that they will fur33 mew furom mewre beartrap and get mew meowdical aid but only if mew give up eating any food that isnt something an owl will eat (mice shrews moles ect)
8=l < Oh no 8=l < This is a terrible situation how will I cope 8=l < Given my legs are metal and I don't eat meat 8=l < I clearly trust this owl

:33< well s33 the owl doesnt know that it just s33s mewre legs caught in a bear trap
8=l < Owls are not very enlightened so I will give it the benefit of the doubt and allow it to help so it feels good about itself

:33< i s33 im nyadding