Who has placed a miniature sized saddle upon one of our chickens.
She is deeply intelligent, much to my chagrin. She is, however, also happy to be ridden by anyone she judges to be acceptable, making her perhaps the best and most adaptable horse we have.

8=l < I wonder if she'd judge me acceptstable...
I am almost certain she will. And, if necessary, we do have saddles suited for digitigrade legs, and/or disability friendly ones with additional back support, for whatever form you decide to use.

8=l < You honor me with your thoughtfulness 8=l < I'll need the back support one 8=l < My unguligrade prostheti% are currently not in my possession 8=l < I have others but they're not as nice
It is only appropriate to treat a guest with utmost care, and ensure all their needs and preferences are met. I shall ensure that everything is in perfect condition for your arrival. The pathways are similarly wheelchair friendly, and although I suspect you will not traverse much of the castle itself, should it be needed the elevators are able to take up to 22,000 lbs, and is both spacious and easy to get in and out of. We transport a great deal of things via cart, so much is designed accordingly. uvu''

8=l < I assure you I will not weigh that much 8=l < I will come in the morning as I have plans later in the day
Of course; it is merely reassurance that there is no reason to have concerns. Admittedly, when I commissioned it I was worried it was excessive. And then Lord Lucian rode Magnum through the castle transporting cut stone. I am excited for your arrival, Master Hephaestus. I cannot wait to see the chickens dressed up so cutely in little saddles.

8=l < Once I get the measurements I need, you won't be disappointed in me
Hey, I’m late because I was out, Fury is my horse, but since Aurelia’s pumping her out, bribe her with peppermints.

