
I JUST HAVE A LOT OF EMOTIONS, OKAY.

OH PLEASE. GET SO MANY GRIPS RIGHT NOW.
Don't be so hysterical, you're proving my point for me.

HYSTERICAL. HYSTERICAL! OH MY GOD THAT IS SO RICH. YOU THINK I GIVE A FLYING HOOFBEASTS ASS ABOUT YOUR RIDICULOUS AND OBSOLETE SOCIAL HIERARCHY? NEWSFLASH, DOCTOR BRAIN PROFESSOR, THAT SHIT WAS ABOLISHED ON MY PLANET YEARS AGO. GO BOTHER ANOTHER KARKAT WHO’S STILL THAT INSECURE, AND GIVES THAT MUCH OF A SHIT. LIKE THE BRITISH ONE WHO KEEPS POSTING ABOUT HIS NASTY GRUB GUMMIES.
This is what 'unbothered' looks like, hmm?

YEAH. LET’S SET THE SCENE. I’M CHILL AS CHILL CAN BE. CHILLYCHASERS EVERYWHERE TURN THEIR HEADS BECAUSE ME, KARKAT VANTAS, AM SO FUCKING ICE COLD.
? Ew. Freak.

YEAH. PERFECT, YOU’RE DISGUSTED. GO AWAY NOW, THANKS.

AND WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING ON DOING WITH THIS INFORMATION?
You really just sound like you are delusionally gripping to a reality even you don't believe, but if that makes you happy! It seems to be working WONDERS on your emotional regulation!

OH MY GOD, YOU’RE JUST GETTING BORING NOW. YOU’RE BORING ME. DO SOMETHING INTERESTING INSTEAD OF NEEDLING ME ABOUT MY SO-CALLED INSECURITIES.