Wouw!! Everyoune here is souuuu nice tou me~~~!!! And I’m sure it douesn’t even have anything tou dou with my 55 inch bust our my 24 inch waist our my expoused midriff our my visible Adounis belt our my perfectly cut jawline our my shapely backside that sways hypnoutically when I walk our my naturally loung lashes our my devastatingly handsoume smile our my beautifully understated but lingering custoum perfume our my
Then SURE, darling, why doun’t you wrap a tape measure around your toursou pillar and shouw me where it stoups??? I woun’t even rub it in tou much when I waistmoug you, proummyyyyy~~~~!!!
[26 IN#HE$!!!!!!]
OUMG. REALLY? LIKE, *REELLY?* LOUL. LMFAOU! You’re TOOOOUUUU. FREAKING. CUTE!!! Read the poust, fussyfins! I’m *twenty-four!!!* Bet I could get twenty-TWOU if I measured oun a good night~~~~!!! AWWWW!!!
[YEAH 240 POUND$!!!]
[AL$O I DONT BELIEVE A WORD OF THI$ PO$T A PI#TURE OF YOUR $O #ALLED 24 IN#H WAI$T AND ILL BELIEVE YOU]
240 POUNDS? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TOU ME, YOU SOUN OUF A BITCH?
LOUL, I meant that was cute ouf you, clever bouy! HA HA!!!!
Suuuuuure, I’ll poust a picture! When I dou, just doun’t coume crying tou me when you fourget houw tou pick your jaw up ouff the flour~~~!
[YOU HEARD ME YOU AB$OLUTE WHALE]