[🙄 #VAGUEPO$TING]
[ super secret dm chat!! is that you on your knees looking up at the whopping trouser sausage bro is packing? ] #NSFW
[ no, no. this is definitely right. look there's the protective brackets and everything. ] [ these messages are SECURED to all but the thirsty of gay dudes. ]
[[OHHH I $EE I $EE YEAH I GET IT NOW YEAH] [HUFFFF YEAH DON'T EVEN GET ME $TARTED ON #HI$ $AU$AGE #N$FW]]
[ if youre REALLY worried, we could always double up the protection. ] [[ BAM. super secure. ]] [[ but cmon tell me about it! ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ i've got my PHD on the D. i'm adjunct faculty for meat and meat related products. i can't jump without at least three things bouncing! (ass, tits, dick) ]]
[[[ YE$ YOU ARE $O $MART ]] [[ UGH I JU$T #AN'T HELP BUT $TARE AT IT ]] [[ ALL MU$KY ALL WET MAKING A TENT IN HI$ PANT$ ]] [[ IM DROOLING JU$T THINKING ABOUT IT ]] [[ YE$ $IR! $IGN ME ↑ FOR THE BUT#HERY IM RRRREADY ]] ]
[[ WOOF. ]] [[ a tower of worship, my dude. ]] [[ basically begging for you to go to work. ]]