Forgive my complete ignorance on the topic of alien culture, but what exactly are Matesprits and Moirails, and why is Monday dedicated to them?
[MATE$PRIT$ ARE ROMANTI# PARTNER$ WHILE MOIRAIL$ ARE YOUR PLATONI# $EMI-ROMANTI# PARTNER$ THAT YOU $IMPLY DON'T HAVE $EXUAL INTER#OUR$E WITH BUT $OME PEOPLE JU$T AL$O THINK OF THEM A$ BE$T FRIEND$]
...Oh. Hm. So I guess the second one's kinda like QPPs