Ritchy Keldam

2 weeks ago

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[I JU$T GOT GOT LAID, HAD FUNNY BU$INE$$, MADE LOVE, DID HANKY PANKY, TAPPED A$$, $HOOK $HEET$, HAD AMOROU$ #ONGRE$$, JUMPED BONE$, KNO#KED BOOT$, $HAGGED, $#REWED, NAILED, BONED, BANGED, DODDLED, BOINKED, PORKED, YENTZED, TROMBONED, $HT↑PED, BAKED THE POTATO, BUTTERED A BI$#UIT, PUT THE BREAD IN THE OVEN, GOT MY KETTLE MENDED, HAD HORIZONTAL REFRE$HMENT, DID BAM-BAM IN THE HAM, PLANTED THE PAR$NIP, $ENT OUT FOR $U$HI, TO$$ED A HOT DOG ↓ THE HALLWAY, HAD MY #ORN GROUND, GROPED FOR TROUT IN A PE#ULIAR RIVER, BROUGHT AN AL DENTE NOODLE TO THE $PAGHETTI HOU$E, DID $QUAT THRU$T$ IN THE #U#UMBER PAT#H, DID THE BEDROOM RODEO, DID BA$KET-MAKING, DID THE DEVIL'$ DAN#E, DID HOT YOGA, PARALLEL PARKED, ROLLED IN THE HAY, WET THE WILLY, DID THE MATRIMONIAL POLKA, BUMPED UGLIE$, DID #HE$TERFIELD RUGBY, DAN#ED THE GOAT'$ JIG, DID TWO-PER$ON PU$H↑$, WENT HEEL$-TO-JE$U$, PUT THE WAND IN THE #HAMBER OF $E#RET$, $AW A MAN ABOUT A DOG, TOOK OLD ONE EYE TO THE OPTOMETRI$T $O FU#KING GOD LIKE RIGHT HERE IN MY OFFI#E FU#KKK #N$FW]